Max Bemis is God.
- me: why am i so ugly
- me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle
Moral of this story: If you go to the bathroom alone, bad shit happens.
the internet will never cease to amaze me.
everyone realizes that one direction are real people right?
like theyre not characters in a book that you can just mess around and create storylines for….
I mean, the weird shit you guys come up with it FULLY entertaining. but still.
- me: eating healthy
- me: eating icecream
- Rayanne: You want to have sex with him.
- Angela: Who?
- Rayanne: Who?! Jordan. Catalano. Come on, I'm not gonna tell anyone. Just admit it.
- Angela: I just like how he's always leaning. Against stuff. He leans great. Well, either sex or a conversation. Ideally both.
- pretty girl: i'd rather be called beautiful than hot
- me: i'll take what i can get